Category Archives: idle thoughts?

I was scrolling through my emails and was suddenly inspired by a flash of brilliance like the first light of a radiant dawn (not really)

Goddamn facebook notifications

always clogging up my email

I don’t want to see them

I don’t need to see them

no matter how many settings I change

they’re always there

like little Zuckerberg gremlins

 

I don’t even use facebook

 

I don’t even use email