I was scrolling through my emails and was suddenly inspired by a flash of brilliance like the first light of a radiant dawn (not really)

Goddamn facebook notifications

always clogging up my email

I don’t want to see them

I don’t need to see them

no matter how many settings I change

they’re always there

like little Zuckerberg gremlins

 

I don’t even use facebook

 

I don’t even use email

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s